In C
You and I are bound to go bad
Deny I am a fill-in for your dad
It seems so silly to cling to that
End up alone and feeling fat
You’re an ocean away and three decades behind
From where you want to be this time
Call me late at night with trivial things
I get real antsy whenever the phone rings
Don’t have to prove you’re independent
Just assume this thing has ended.
Charlie Green
Cancel all of your plans, try to make amends. There’s a scent in the air
that makes me think of spring time.
It’s when the animals mate and we’re
all feeling great. Maybe find a new boy in the sunshine.
Chorus:
She had the time of her life. She’s got 60 years to go.
She had the time of her life. She’s got 60’s year to go
and she’s going like thunder, Ooooh yeah.
Stop staring at her gaze it’s your salad days. The look on your face must be straight from hell.
Put on your new suit and I know you’ll look cute. Going out of your head, I’ll take you out of your shell. (Chorus)
So you like charlie sheen, gotta start a new scene,
but it’s harder than you think when you’re living in this town.
So you wanna be king, get ahold of this thing,
but it’s kinda like thorns when you’re wearing that crown, I’ve found.
Too Many Boys
Too many boys are up to no good. Too many boys don’t do as they should.
Chorus
Lay down in a cemetery. Girls are nice but they look scary.
We’ll be here forever more.
Too many boys are sloppy kissers. Too many boys forget to call.
(Chorus)
Too many boys are up to no good. Too many boys don’t do as they should.
(Chorus)
Too many boys are sloppy kissers. Too many boys don’t listen to Flipper.
(Lyrics by Patrick Elkins)
VPL
He’s got form. The kind that makes. He’s got Dorm-
itory heartbreaks. And he’s not afraid, to do it again.
He’s got poise beyond his years. He’s got toys, up to his ears.
He’s got boys and girls, and boys again.
She’s got boots up to her knees. She’s got people, trying to beg her please
but she won’t give in until she wins.
She’s got friends with cellular calls. She’s got hair that never falls
and she’s keeps it well, but it’s hard to tell.
They’ve got pets with sweaters on. They’ve got bets, and both are on
and they parade themselves whenever they’re out.
Your True Friends Are Golden
I’ve had a year of ups and downs, but mostly I’m doing great now.
And my true friends are golden, brought me welcome distractions.
I’d like to take some advice and head out West.
And I had so much fun last night. Drinking from the same glass,
I felt so very close to you.
And your real friends are gold, too. Christ, if we lived in this town
what a great team we’d make. I watched you sleeping
heavenly lids over incredible soft brown
It was a thrill just to feel the warmth of your body and
I want kiss your soft neck. Yeah, we’d make a great team.
(by Steward)
Mug Man
Was he painted in Greece or Italy? Maybe the boot or Sicily?
It was novel idea. It was nothing for kids to see
An ideal man, remaining a mystery.
Chorus
You’re on a mug a million a miles away
They threw you out. You’ve got a place to stay.
Was he a famous figure or make believe? Maybe a swimmer who claims the seas?
He was a cannonesque model remaining a mystery.
(Chorus)
Dirty Talker
She’s just a dirty talker. Paulander and Johnnie Walker.
What you got in your pocket. It’s shaped like a bottle rocket
You’re making rash decisions, to live under these conditions.
Chorus
You’re way too fast for us, and much too quick for love.
She’s just a dirty talker. Love when you see her walk on.
You’re wrapped around her finger. She’s trying not to linger.
The way you look at her roommate. There’s no chance for a clean slate.
(Chorus)
She’s just a dirty talker. Paulander and Johnnie walker.
She’s wrapped around your finger, and you’re trying not to linger.
She’s making rash decisions to live under these conditions.
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
She’s just a dirty talker.
Landlord
You could have told me you were really worn.
You could have said the landlord saw our porn.
It made you upset.
You could have stayed and had a bit to drink.
You could have stayed. You never thought to think.
You couldn’t wait.
I took a cab and tried to make it home.
Wandering in midtown all alone.
I missed my chance.
I never thought that you would ever leave.
Hoping that instead you would plead.
You’re like a child.
You could have talked but you were pretty slurred.
You could have talked.
You never said a word
Turtle
Chorus
Cuz I’m a turtle but I’m not a slow mover.
And I’m a Rabbit, you know I’ll get there sooner.
I’ll knock on walls
cuz I know that you’ll be there.
When evening falls
you’re in your underwear.
I’ll hop on board when you implore.
I’ll take the floor when you want more.
(Chorus)
When morning comes
and I cannot deny
try to avoid
the double good bye
I’ll wait it out. You said you’d call.
My eagerness has made you stall.
(Chorus)
Your number sits upon my desk. I’ll toss it out like all the rest.
Rejection doesn’t bother me. I’ll buy you breakfast and you’ll see.
In The Fletch
(ready ready set go)
He generally elects
the opposite sex but sometimes he strays.
It depends
on weekends or weekdays.
Chorus
I can guarantee when he gets there it will be a party atmosphere
A party atmosphere
He generally elects
to stay home at night but sometimes he’s gone.
You might find him
when he’s passed out on the lawn.
Chorus
He generally elects
boxer shorts but sometimes it’s briefs
And he can wear
the bikinis when he pleased
(Chorus)
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Brian And Ryan
Would you dance with her till midnight
or would your feet just leave the floor?
Would you stay up with her till sunrise
or would you kindly show her the door?
Would you show her off to your best friends
or would you even let them know?
Would you hold her hands at the movies?
Would you kiss her at the show?
Chorus
What more could you say?
What more could you do? (ooh ooh ooh)
To show your baby that you’re true.
Would you dance with her till midnight
Or would you exit to the right?
Would stay up with her till sunrise
Or would you leave before it’s light?
Would you show her off to your parents?
Would you even let them know?
Would you hold her hands at the movies?
Would you kiss her at the show?
(Chorus)
She’s in love with your kiss.
She’s in love with your charms
But if you don’t watch out
she’ll be back in my arms
(Talkie talk part)
I want you to take me to dinner and movie.
I want you to buy me Versace and Gucci.
I can't really stay for too long
You will bore
I’m too cute and Gorgeous for you to ignore me.
(Chorus)
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